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Old 09-29-2007, 01:01 PM   #125 (permalink)
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A BRIEF GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING THE MALE ANIMAL

The Great-uh Revuhrund says:

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When you come into that restaurant in that short dress: All the men want to stop eating their meal and EAT YOU! Sure, we love you... but we love you so we can fuck the living hell out of you! I got ya there and ya know it!

You know when you're out with the guy... at the end of the evening, right... The part where you "give it up..." Like Fort Knox opening its vault doors and letting the sun shine in. Your idea of love is a joke to the male animal. Yes, we'll say any god-damn thing we can to get into your pants, that's all we want, that's it!
Maybe it is that easy.
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