Yeah, I can read, bro.
I was simply gesticulating on the possible and most-likely motivators. Alcohol makes people stupid. Science has even proven that. It also makes them naked. Being in college and the military for a few years taught me that.
Sorry, Jazz. Apparently my tone puts out that "clueless sociopath" vibe and forces quote-a-thons.
In closing:
Hooah, Sergeant.
Airborne!