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Little Johnny's dad and grandfather were sorting out their pigs. They did this by dad handing a little pig to his father, who promptly dangled the pig by the tail which he held between his teeth, then stated the pig's weight and wrote it down. Seems grandfather was really good at this and could weigh a pig to within a couple of ounces.
After weighing most of the pigs, dad asked little Johnny to go up to the house and get them all a drink. Upon his return, dad asked little Johnny what mom was doing.......and so Johnny replied, " I think she's weighing the UPS man."
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Back button again, I must be getting old.
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