Whew! I'm glad I made it! Hey Minx, nice place! Got a mix tape for ya. You can put it on later, after the steaks... it's like a "digestif mix".
Now, you Canadians aren't properly entertaining our American friends. Sure the steaks look good and the music kicks, but let's keep the beer's alcohol content above 8%, shall we? Kokanee? Sleeman's? Please.
I've got all the Unibroue line here: Maudite, Fin du Monde, Trois Pistoles... but who cares about the names? No, no... don't pour that stuff down the drain, it's not wine, it's the good shit from Quebec and the finest ale you'll ever taste! Here Minx, try a Fin du Monde.
Hey, Bob Marley's "Jammin'" just started! Sweet! Also, I brought some ribs and sauce to follow up the steaks. Enjoy!
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