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I gotta know:
Weird degradation I'm-Yo-Bitch complex-afflicted folks aside... do people consider this kind of activity romantic?
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Scenario:
"Oh, honey... I love you. We have a great life. We bought a house, have three beautiful children, and are saving for that beachfront property... and I suck your wang straight from my gaping shit-funnel."
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Eeergh. (pours Listerine on his soul)
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