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Originally Posted by abaya
Umm, do you mean a yeast infection? The "cheesy" thing (if you are talking about when discharge looks like cottage cheese) happens when there's a yeast infection in the vagina.
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No, but do I mean that taking me seriously on this board causes cancer.
Of course I know the difference between a yeast infection and a UTI... I have cats AND I was married to a hippie-type who insisted on sharing all her anatomy with me by essentially sitting on my face and going, "Ooh, look!" whenever something weird came up... and sometimes even without anything remarkable going on in her girl-hole.
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(tries to imagine people from the TFP having sex like 3 times a day)
Sex takes a lot of time out of your day. Between foreplay, oral, pumping action, bondage knots, hot wax, and recovery... easily an hour. I used to kill the weekends with neverending sexfests before I was 20... then I got all wise and decided that I wanted to do other things on the weekends than try to burnout my urethra like a M60 barrel in a Vietnam firefight by using it as a pump action yogurt slinger in a hungry vagina that was tight enough to bend a fork in...
But I digress.