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(Previous poster's alias.)
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tune-a fish! (DBZ shout out.)
What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees.
Bob gives Clark an apple. He spits his bite out and says, "This is terrible! What is it?" Bob replies, "I thought you liked them. It's an apple infused with tin." (Chemistry teacher joke, check your periodic table. I'm sorry for that one... and all of them.)
A man is sitting alone at the bar and keeps hearing strange voices. "Great shirt buddy. Really like that tie. Have you been working out?" Fearing for his sanity, he finally asks the bartender, "Do you hear those voices?" "Oh sure, it's just the peanuts. They're complimentary."
A woman is walking down the street when she realizes she's being chased by a coffin. *Thump Thump Thump* Terrified, she breaks into a full sprint and runs to her house. As she closes the door behind her she sees the coffin still coming. *Thump Thump Thump* She locks the door and runs upstairs. As she locks the bathroom door she hears the coffin break into the house. *Thump Thump Thump* She frantically looks for something to use to defend herself. Finding nothing under the sink, she checks the medicine cabinet. The coffin breaks in the bathroom door. *Thump Thump Thump* Panicking, she starts throwing everything she can find at it. Q-tips, *Thump Thump Thump*, pills *Thump Thump Thump*, cough drops, ...and the coffin stopped.
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Maybe the answer is in the very light reflected off our blades. Maybe that's what it means to be this creature known as samurai.
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