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Man runs in to Dr.'s office, "Doctor! Doctor! There's a fish growing in my chest."
Dr. says, "Have you been smoking crack again?"
Man looks stunned and say, "No... but I've been drinking absinthe lately and..."
Dr. jumps up and shouts, "ah-ha! ... don't you know that absinthe makes the heart grow flounder?"
Last edited by ottopilot; 08-29-2007 at 10:43 AM..
Reason: misspelling
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