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The Ice Harvest 5/10
Everyone seems to be in this movie, Harold Raimis directed and John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Ned Bellamy, Oliver Platt, Randy Quaid, yet no one of any real consequence.

I wanted it to be a better anti-hero swindling the other guy movie ala The Sting, Shallow Grave, the Last Seduction. But it wasn't.

Snake on a Plane 7/10

Samuel L. Jackson and snakes on a god damn mutha fuckin' plane.

what more to say? Okay probably would have been to go with friends at the theater for those oooh aaaah moments. Girl gets bit on the nipple, another dude right on the johnson. Those would have elicited some gasps from the audience.

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