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Sultana · 08-25-2007, 06:14 AM

Hehe, my mom was pregnant with my little sister when I was 6/7, and I often accompanied her to her medical appointments. I was really only interested in how the baby was going to get out (possibly my first recorded use of "What the hell?"). Later on I asked how the baby got in there to start with, and was appalled by the answer (although I appreciated the use of the illustrated posters on the office walls).

It was then and there that I decided to never participate in either the miracle of birth nor the joy of sex. One I held to, the other I did not. You may guess which it was.

Later on (7/8 years old) I remember asking my mom if a man and a woman (heh--only funny because that's how every sex explaination started out, "When a man and a woman love each other very much...") had sex in a pool, did the chlorine in the water deform the sperm, and was that how mermaids were born?

08-25-2007, 06:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sultana Falling Angel Location: L.A. L.A. land	Hehe, my mom was pregnant with my little sister when I was 6/7, and I often accompanied her to her medical appointments. I was really only interested in how the baby was going to get out (possibly my first recorded use of "What the hell?"). Later on I asked how the baby got in there to start with, and was appalled by the answer (although I appreciated the use of the illustrated posters on the office walls). It was then and there that I decided to never participate in either the miracle of birth nor the joy of sex. One I held to, the other I did not. You may guess which it was. Later on (7/8 years old) I remember asking my mom if a man and a woman (heh--only funny because that's how every sex explaination started out, "When a man and a woman love each other very much...") had sex in a pool, did the chlorine in the water deform the sperm, and was that how mermaids were born? __________________ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening My goal? To fulfill my potential.