i've got something new for all of you. don't bother asking where I found out about it....some old friend brought it up.
dab rubbing alcohol on a piece of TP and rub it on your nuts before/while you go to work on yourself. don't think, just do! trust me, i did it once and regret it cause it seems odd but it felt pretty fucking interesting.
:ill let you decide if I'm kidding or not..: