I'll bite, Mandy.
(EDIT: oops, just noticed that several other people have bitten, in the time it took to write this!)
(2nd EDIT! Just realized that "wicked sense of humor" seems to be a common phrase, as is "fucking like a _____" Ha!)
Ktspktsp...
1) is a pleasure to look at, in all ways
2) is more patient than Job
3) is truly compassionate
4) knows just the right way to hug me
5) is an excellent cook
6) has a wicked sense of humor
7) fucks me like an animal, when I want it that way
8) is damn smart
9) is my favorite Scrabble/wrestling/geography-quiz partner
10) loves me beyond understanding.
... and so many more things, damn the list could go on forever (I actually made a very long list like this for him, for one Valentine's Day card awhile back... it was fun).