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Old 08-18-2007, 06:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
ItWasMe
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I'm pretty short, and I don't think anyone has ever said "Wow! You're short. How short are you? Have you thought of being a jockey or holding up coffee tables for a living?"

However, I work in a busy retail establishment, and have been mistaken for a clerk when I am shopping at other nearby stores. Maybe they recognize my face? I was shopping for exercise equipment at GI Joes recently, and was asked by a man if he could try on "this handful of clothes." I smiled and told him, "Sure. That's fine with me. But you might want to find an employee to unlock the dressing room door."
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