Originally Posted by warrrreagl

I'm in total mourning. With the arrival of Great God Almighty His Fucking Royal Fucking Godly Highness Nick Saban in the state, I'm pretty sure Auburn has just gone ahead and cancelled its entire season and perhaps its entire football program completely. And the rest of the SEC should do the same as well.

I mean why bother? According to Pravda, Alabama and Saban are about to begin their obligatory 130-game win streak (with the accompanying 10-straight national championships to go along with the 700-or so they already claim). So what's the point of the rest of us even taking the field?

And it doesn't stop with us, either. The rest of you (Miami, Ohio State, Notre Dame, etc.) should know that Alabama now refers to you as pesky cannon fodder.