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I've often wondered if Fred were to be surrounded, and sheilded from the media, by...oh, let's say about 50 American Legionaires...and he just happened to "trip" on his unfortunately untied shoelaces...several dozen times...would anyone care?
And would anyone question the planetary allignment that must have been in place when he "fell" on his picket sign and it got jammed so far up his ass. I mean the odds must be staggering. Unless...God had a hand in it?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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