1. Super-soaker
2. Urine (preferably aged a day or two in a warm area)
Stake out your home with urine-filled super-soaker. Night vision goggles would make it cooler, but are not necessary. Just don't go overboard and start yelling threats... that's where people get in trouble with assault.
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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
If there's a problem that can't be solved with tear gas, I haven't found it.
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I'm also really enjoying this suggestion/comment.