With all due respect to my fellow TFP cooks and foodies... if you are responding to "The Bacon Thread" and your response is "I don't eat bacon," then it's time for you to have nice, big, hot cup of STFU.
Bacon isn't supposed to be a staple of a diet, but a beautiful and necessary escape for those who choose wisely to indulge with care. Besides, the human body REQUIRES both sodium and fats to properly operate. Can you think of a better way to get both? Besides, it's low carb!
With that said, Bacon wrapped jumbo sea scallops, add a little cajun seasoning and grill away. Best kabob ever.
Bacon... it's the 5th food group.