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Originally Posted by willravel
That's an excellent comparison. Sharks are scary as fuck, but the reality is that they almost never attack (less than 100 total annually, 30 times more likely to be hit by lightning than bitten by a shark). So long as you respect them, you're not really in danger.
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There you go with those statistics again. May I reiterate my earlier thread? I think you may have missed it. If you've both died and been shot, then you should really stay away from saying things like: I'm 10,000 times more likely to choke on chocolate than be attacked by a shark.
And respecting sharks? What, you mean like ask it casually and coolly to go hunt in someone else's waters? What if it's a drug dealing, dice rolling shark? How do you respect a shark that don't respect the law?
Or, do you mean respect the shark by realizing you're in its territory and you have to obey its laws? Wouldn't that follow that you should then bring out some crack and dice with you next time you approach those hoodlums dealing dice and throwing crack outside your business?