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1. Remember to slouch everywhere you walk or while sitting if you're even just slightly taller than average. This way you don't look threatening to the women.
2. Remember to play your strengths such as physical fitness or intelligence:
Like, if you work out a lot, every time a guy walks through the front doors make sure to point out to your date you can "take him on". Even if you just run/bike a lot and don't have muscles, it's ok because it shows the woman you're confident.
If you think you're strength is your intelligence, remind your date every 5 minutes how hard it is to find an intelligent woman who can keep up with your thinking. Make sure to correct her in any way possible and remind her of how smart you are (women love confidence and also when you always talk about yourself).
3. Always change the subject to you. If she says anything, reply with "That reminds me of this one frat party where Joe, Peter, and I...."
4. If you have any faults at all, make sure to always blame them on your mother and remind your date that your mother ruined your life. This is good because:
a. Sticking it to the man (metaphorically) lets the woman know you don't take shit from no one (confidence!).
b. She'll know you're an adult who doesn't need mommy and daddy anymore.
c. Women LOVE to hear their dates talk about other women, especially their date's mom (why do you think women gossip so much).
5. If there's ever a moment of silence and you two are looking straight into each other's eyes, make sure to defiantly stare down at her breasts then to let her know what you're after.
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