1. I'm intelligent
2. I'm funny
3. I'm really good at my job
4. I'm more well-read (better read doesn't sound right...) than anyone I know except my mom.
5. I have an extraordinary vocabulary
6. I have very large breasts, naturally, and they stand up on their own, thank you.
7. Given enough time (and rohypnol) I can make almost anyone like me.
8. I've never been caught in a lie. This does not mean I never lie. This means I am really good at it.
9. While I can't cook hardly anything, I am an EXCELLENT baker.
10. I have really nice skin.