have you seen a cock?
A priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening while feeding the chickens he noticed the cock was missing. At Mass the priest asked, " Who has a cock?" And all the men got up. "No I meant who has seen a cock?" And all the women stood up. "No I meant who seen a cock that isn't theirs' And half the women stood up. "Oh for goodness sake I meant who has seen my cock?" And all choir boys stood up!
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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