Yea...I look real cool...that nicotine moustache I've acquired really sets of the lines around my mouth...
It's great in the winter...just jog from your car to your work entrance and feel the sweat start to drip. While everyone is complaining how cold it is, you'll be panting for air, complaining how warm it is.
It's great in the summer, too. Gives you that glistening glow because you can't breathe and get overheated easier than all those noncool people who don't smoke.
And what a fortune you'll save on aftershave and cologne!!! Don't need that now, you'll reek of smoke!
Sure am glad I picked up a habit I can't seem to shake now....
At 25, you should know better....
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