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Sacramento, CA.
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Frank Lee D'sturbed
In a move expected to create dissent in an already taxed legislature, Gov. Arnold schwartzineger has put forth legislation to make flatulence illegal, punishable by $100 fines per infraction, and 30 days in jail. The fart credit legislation is expected to be brought up in the legislative agenda at the next meeting, and will be allowed a public forum within 14 days. The ACLU has already placed a team of lawyers, as well as several sufferers of Inflammatory Bowel Disease, and three lactose intolerant PHD holders to rebutt the proposed law before committee.
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Finally...someone takes serious action.