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Old 07-06-2007, 10:19 AM   #173 (permalink)
TotalMILF
Delusional... but in a funny way
 
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Location: deeee-TROIT!!!
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Originally Posted by Beyond_Borders
I"M DEAD!!! *takes deep breath* NOPE! I'M ON THE FLOOR!"
That's hilarious!!!!!

My 19-month old son is learning to count (so far we know 1, 2, 3). So we're sitting on the couch reading a book, and he points to a picture and says, "Eyes, two!" We went on to count other things in the book, then I took him upstairs for a diaper change.

As I'm changing him he's blabbing away, in a very good mood. I wipe him and he immediately grabs his penis and yells, very loudly, "ONE PENIS!!!!"

That's my boy.
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