Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher,
indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the
differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit
down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her
bedroom, and closes the door.
- First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse...
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
- Ok, now take off my skirt...
And he takes off her skirt.
- Now take off my bra...
Which he does.
- And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.
And when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,
"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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