Daniel_

I can just see that...

HER:

I find is uncomfortable if you fuck my ass.

HIM:

Hey, no worries babe, a woman on the internet says you just need to do it 4 or 5 more times.

HER:

!

HIM:

Oh - and another thing - she looks hot in stockings.

HER:

!!!

HIM:

Why don't you grab some stockings next tme you go shopping for anal lube?

HER (on phone):

Hello? Is that 1-800-divorce? My husband's a twat....

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