Debaser, you're a psychic.
Hahah, I have all of these on my hard drive.
True Story: While I was at Sapper Leader Course at Leonard Wood I stood in front of a formation and yelled out, "WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?" Some O3 from a couple ranks back yelled, "MR. BODY MASSAGE MACHINE - GO!" Hilarious. We were the only two guys laughing.
My favorite?
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
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