Lurkette, how dare you bash Brown like that!
I am not allowed to name my children. Seriously. I have been impeached from the committee for poor performance.
I'm not kidding.
When Max was about to be born, I suggested the following:
William Robert (shorten it)
Junior (as a name, not a suffix)
Urban Ulysses (my last name starts with "U")
Haile Gebressalasie (my ATF athlete)
Franklin Beans
Oliver Earl (that's what happens when you use family names and part of your family was Mississippi dirt farmers)
Bedford Headrick (shorten that one too)
So I think that I'm emmanently qualified to infiltrate this company to bring it to the ground. Anyone know where I can fill out an application?