If it's a one time thing, I'm usually 5 minutes early. I don't like the embarrassment of arriving after other people, who already know what the heck is going on. I also don't like to keep people who I've only seen/met once or twice waiting.
If it's a daily thing (like work) I'm 10-25 minutes late.
I strongly dislike wasting time, such as time spent waiting around. I also dislike embarrassment.
Basically, my arrival time A in minutes is:
A = 5E - 7F + 5U +/- r
Where Embarrassment (E) ranges from -3 to 3;
-3 is that the person would be very upset and/or there will be a large crowd seeing me arrive,
0 is there might be people there, there might not be,
3 is "no one there will give a fuck if I'm late."
Familiarity (F) has three states;
1 if I've never been there,
0.5 if I've been there one or two times
0 if I've been there three or more times.
Undesirability (U) is really only used for work and other things I don't really like doing. It's a binary variable.
If Undesirable = 1, then I'll be an additional 5 minutes late.
If Undesirable = 0, then only A = 5E - 7F applies.
Examples:
If E=-3, then I'll be -15 (15 minutes early). If I've never been there, I could be up to 22 minutes early (F=1). If E=3, and F=0 then I'll be 15 (15 minutes late). If E=0 and I've been there more than 3 times (F=0) then I'll probably be on time. If I'm going to work, then E=3, F = 0, U = 1; I'll be 20 minutes late.
Sometimes I laugh at myself for being an engineer
EDIT: had to add variable r, for "random acts of god" / unexpected difficulties (such as car trouble), which allows for the other cases (being extremely early or extremely late). It is 0 for all other conditions.
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Last edited by Jinn; 06-25-2007 at 09:53 AM..
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