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Id rather tie a pork chop around my neck and go play with a starving rabid pit bull.
Id rather sew my twat shut, gouge out my eye balls and slit my throat.
Id rather have sex with a telephone pole wrapped in barbed wire.
Of all the days for your mom NOT to have a headache.
The best part of you ran down your moms leg.
My personal favorite....
Youre nothing more than a simpletonistic fuckwit stagnant cum puddle whose mother should have had a migraine or otherwise found some way of preventing your scum bubble cum puss existance from being inflicted upon the human gene pool.
Imagine how angry I had to be for that to come tumbling out of my mouth like a freight train going down a mountain without brakes.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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