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-Conway
~Loretta
*together
-You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires.
~And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.
*And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'... Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin'... But I love you just the same.
-You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.
~And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.
*You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'... Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin'... But I love you just the same.
*I guess that we won't ever have everything we need cause when we get "ahead" it's got another mouth to feed...
~And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.
-And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.
*And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'... Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin'... But I love you just the same.
~Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?
-But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper.
~Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star.
-Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.
~Thankyee.
-Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway...
~Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that's bald?
-*Laughs* Well I guess you MIGHT say they take after me...*laughs*
~*laughs*
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