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I prefer a more diplomatic approach to start, rather than random bombing of the Insect Federation which could result in retaliatory attacks to your most valuable areas. Go into diplomatic relations, maybe make a peace offering, like leave a big cake next to your bed one night.
They will all gather and be overwhelmed with delight and then just when they have their guard down, rain napalm down on that cake, mother of jesus will they be eradicated.
Ofcourse you might attract like a big rat or something, and then you're fucked, or like me step in the cake as you get up to go to the toilet.
When I first moved to the south of China, to my gf's hometown, it was like mosquito utopia. They riddled my body in bites, so we basically got every anti insect device and chemical and bombarded the house with them.
Long story short, didn't work, but I'm in a different city now and we live on the 16th floor, its seems not many insects can get up here or something . Just have a few cockroaches and the odd ant when it gets messy with food.
Basically we'll never defeat insects, they will in time, bite us so much, that they'll absorb our dna and become superior to us, overthrowing us and ruling the multi-verse.
Maybe you could set up like a fan to blow over your bed, I mean the insects would be facing what would seem to be gale force winds. Or freeze your house, insects don't like the cold. Keeping my AC on overnight seems to work well recently.
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