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Cheese...
I dunno if this is the right place to put this but i just felt like having a little rant and i told a friend n he found it amusin...
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Ok, i was at work today and someone wanted some Danish Blue cheese. So i had to cut some for her... Now Danish Blue is one of those cheeses that stink. I don't mean they have an aroma, i mean they STINK.
How did that happen? Why?!
Cheese was invented by accident a long ass time ago, but how did it come about that we have cheese that smells like assholes? I can just imagine back in the day when it was invented, the creator had showed all his mates, they'd all tried it n told him how nice it was. Did he think to himself "yes, it IS nice, very nice in fact. All my friends like it and now i am famous. But ya know what, it might be even nicer if i mixed in a little dogshit for flavour and smell...."
Don't get me wrong, i love cheese, i even like a bit of brie now and again. There is another cheese thats weird. Who decided that it might be better if they gave it a furry coat and a slight undertone of amonia, as if someone had pissed on it?....
My dad used to always get the cheeses i classed as "sweaty sock cheese". U know the ones, they smell like ur sneakers after a playing a vigorous tennis match. I just don't get it....
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