My main problem with the theatre is that I don't need a bag of Skittles the size of my damn head. If I want Skittles, I bring in a wee bag from the drugstore. I will also happily sneak in my Mike & Ike's, ratbastid's (small) bag of peanut M&M's, and lurkette's super-special chocolate bar. I care not. They don't sell Mike & Ike's at these theatres anyway, the bastards.
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Screw tradition!
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