No Coke!?!?
That's it! Send in the troops! Recall 'em from Iraq, Afghanistan, and wherever the hell else we have 'em scattered. We simply must protect our gum arabic supply from the clutches of this madman...at all costs.
If I'm left without my Coca-Cola...it ain't gonna be pretty.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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