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Old 05-30-2007, 08:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
ItWasMe
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Answers not meant for the actual birthday. These are probably for teens in general, though. I can't imagine waiting this long for major milestone talks.

Take those things out of your ears.
Your hair looks nice. Is it supposed to be pink?
You're not wearing that in public. It's mine.
What is that on your _____. Is that a butterfly?
I just got your report card. You're grounded.
I'm pregnant with twins, so you're moving to the basement.
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