At university I took my first man-cherry.
He was 21-ish and I was stunned that he was still a virgin. Good looking, ex pro-athlete, nice guy, etc. and I hadn't been a virgin since the age of 15.
He lasted somewhere under a minute and then I asked the fatefull question "So... did you lose it or did you come early?"
*slaps forehead* I could have just asked "So what level of pathetic are you?"
But with a bit of ego-stroking he was soon up for round 2, which was on par with my previous partner! The virgin ended up being a keen learner and a very generous lover for the most part.