| I was at a bar and I was drinking a beer, later on I took a swig and a ciggarette butt ended up in my mouth, some motherfucker stuck there smoke in my bottle.  I was ready to kill someone.  Never found out who did it though. 
				__________________"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
 Winston Churchill
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