The other night I was having a glass of wine. I don't drink wine all that much these days. Being alone I hate opening a whole bottle for myself because it means I have to finish it over a couple of days. So having some wine was a nice treat.
I was laying bed, browsing the TFP and enjoying my wine. The glass was maybe three fingers from empty. I hadn't taken a sip for some time and reached over to finish the glass. I wasn't really looking at the glass but noticed after draining the remainder into my mouth something in the bottom of the glass... at first I thought it was sediment. A double take later I could see it was a very large cockroach!!!!
I spit the wine back into the glass.
Here for your pleasure is the cockr... wait. This wasn't just a cockroach. It was a
fucking cockroach.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/charlatan/517774087/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/517774087_b35a83ed49.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Wino Roach" /></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/charlatan/517771519/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/241/517771519_59ffda21fa.jpg" width="500" height="455" alt="Dead Roach" /></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/charlatan/517742046/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/235/517742046_d93e186f8a.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Drunken Roach" /></a>
(shudder)
How about you? What have you almost eaten lately?