Jeez. An easier question would be where DON'T I like to masturbate? Since I'm not turned on by watching a skinny white guy wank it, "in front of a mirror" is right out. Also, any place my kids can suddenly pop in on me. Not good.
Ya know what's nice? When everybody is away, and I can lie in the sun and do it there.
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