Yeah, the last time I was drunk (the 11th of this month) I totally didn't intend to be.
Hard liquor is supposed to be slow in its effect, but sudden in its onset. I had never experienced that, but then I bought a JD's special edition ($42.00 for a small bottle). I took about a dozen shots, and suddenly I was telling one roomate where I kept a hidden revolver (which I was not supposed to have), another roomate that I was going to hang myself outside in the backyard, hugging a girl I had a crush on (which I would NEVER do), and vomitting in the bathbub. Oh, then I told one of my friends that he would be seeing ghosts for the rest of his life...
As shy as I am, I've noticed that when you get drunk and the alcohol pushes you to new limits of behavior, you remember defying your developed-over-years inhibitions, and you start to do that even while sober!
The reason I say this is because I went out and bought a $3000 diamond ring the next day for a girl I hardly know. That was kind of a wreckless idea.
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