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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish... anything that you want."
The Russian begins thinking, 'Well I really like drinking vodka.' Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me pee vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees into it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So, he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he's ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!"
She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard. He pees into the glass and tells his wife to take a drink of his new found vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip anyway. Sure enough, it's the best vodka she's ever tasted. The two drink and party all night long.
The next night, the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses from the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same - the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally, Friday night comes and the Russian tells his wife to grab one glass from the cupboard.
"Boris, why do we only need one glass?"
Boris raises the glass and exclaims, "Because, tonight my love, you drink from the bottle!"