1. I am very sexual.
2. I am sexy.
3. I never get jealous.
4. Or angry.
5. I am not possessive.
6. I LOVE football. (Soccer)
7. I don't use people.
8. I don't gossip about people or bitch about them.
9. I am surreal/have MPD. You get many girls for the price of one. 
10. I don't ask "Am I fat in this?"
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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.
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