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Meredith Vieira on the Today show this morning said something like, "I don't even understand why anyone would smoke in a movie that isn't rated R. I just don't."
Shut the fuck up, Meredith. Your greatest contribution to our culture is laughing at Star Jones' stupid jokes and wondering where in the world Matt Lauer is today.
It's nice to know that there are limits to freedom though. I just wish someone would pass out a sliding scale card so we could adjust our freedoms on a daily basis - kind of like the weather report. "Today's Freedom is Aqua. Remember, Aqua means no bad words within 500 feet of a church."
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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