Bill O'Rights

See? This was a failure on the part of his friends. Friends are absolutely required to keep you from doing stupid shit like this, and calling your ex, when you're drunk.

Or...

Does this friend also have a manicure per chance? Do the curtains in his apartment match the fabric of his sofa? Is the ringtone on his phone "I'm Gonna Wash that Man Right Outta My Hair", from South Pacific? Does he own a salad spinner? Does he bring Todd, "From the gym", over to cookouts?

Just askin'...

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.