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Originally Posted by Jetstream
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Under no circumstances should one subject themself to the migraine-inducing torture that is this horrible 60s horror film. *snip*
IT IS ATROCIOUS! Do not watch it! Not even as a joke!
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I hope that post was in jest and you really didn't watch it without the MST3K commentary. It's one of my favorite MST3K episodes. I'm sorry if you watched it for real. hehe
MM: I agree with most of your reviews, but I really emjoyed
The Good Girl. Come on, invisible paint and a Senor Tuna celebration dinner.
Oh well...
WOW, we had the worst movie marathon last night.
Land of the Dead: I didn't watch this one last night, I cooked, but I've seen it before and besides the original Night of the Living Dead, I think it's the best one that has recently come out. But I'm not a fan of zombie movies typically. 5/10
Cabin Fever: This was the best movie of the night...kind of telling about how the night went.
This movie was so out bad. The director actually put the stupidest stuff towards the end of the movie because he figured if people made it past the hour mark, they really don't care about quality and reality at that point. Funniest quote: 'I feel like I'm on a crashing plane and everyone around is screaming and I just want to fuck the person next to me. *looks at guy* So...*cut to sex scene*' This is while they are all getting flesh eating diseases...YUCK!
What Evil Dead could have been if it had been worse than it was. 6/10
Andre the Butcher: This was the funniest movie. Plot: 4 cheerleaders, escaped cons, and 'Andre the Butcher will make sure you pay for your sins'. Lesbian sex scene that will make foot fetish people either cringe or get turned on.
Eating baked beans off the toes. This movie is so funny I thought I would pee holy water laughing. Best quote: See signature. They really needed holy water and the ex-con was a priest. They saved the day with holy piss...oops spoiler, but honestly...doesn't matter much. 10/10 for making fun of it. 3/10 for quality entertainment.
Tamara: I can't even comment on this movie. Bad, BAD! You can't even make fun of it because it's trying too hard. Just bad! 2/10