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Spider-man 3 is.. so bad. So bad. Astonishingly bad.
This was the show "The Producers" wish they could have made.
Filled with terrible gags, shitty acting, gaping plot holes, worthless characters, fanboy fallacies, and a flock of seagulls, this was one of the worst movies ever. Like Catwoman and Batman Forever, you have to wonder how the fuck these movies get made.
Everything either fell flat or was laughably HORRIBLE. "Oh how convenient, an anatomical science experiment that you can just stumble into." "J Jonah Jameson can do physical comedy too, right?" "It's OK, Mary Jane doesn't need integrity; it doesn't allow us to tell this awful story." "So uhh, how does someone who's cool act?" "Venom's not important enough for a story, is he?" "You know, I always wanted to make a musical."
Absolute horse piss.
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