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Old 05-31-2003, 07:53 AM   #70 (permalink)
brandon11983
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jerry Manderine
probably a miss-quote:
"Your fingers are too fat to dial - please mash the keys for your free dialing wand"
proper quote:
Phone voice: "the fingers you have selected are too fat. to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your fist now."

Chief Wiggum: "you have the right to remain....." (looks at Miranda rights teleprompter in car)
"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT"
(PUNCH IN BELLY)
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