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				Originally posted by Jerry Manderine  
probably a miss-quote:  
"Your fingers are too fat to dial - please mash the keys for your free dialing wand" 
			
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 proper quote:  
Phone voice:  "the fingers you have selected are too fat.  to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your fist now."
Chief Wiggum:  "you have the right to remain....." (looks at Miranda rights teleprompter in car)
     "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" 
     (PUNCH IN BELLY)