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Sharon goes by the nickname "Scarin'" Sharon after the night she found a note on her pillow saying, "I will come to you on the second night of the second month in the second hour of the A.M. under the full moon, dressed in nothing but cheese, onions, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes. (maybe a few condiments, as well)
Be ready for the devouring."
signed, "yours in mastication,
Giant Hamburger"
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Sharon was exposed to a gastronomic night of delightful terror that to this day makes her back twitch with remembered pleasure-pain.
Her story made the headlines of "Hamburger Happenings" in the food section of the Times.
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