My body has been donated to science. I had a rare form of cancer so Johns Hopkins intends to dissect me and learn from me. I'm happy about this. Whatever is left over will be cremated and then I really don't care what happens. The funeral will be a party with lots of drinking, pot, and hopefully some sex in the cloakroom too! I just want everyone to have a good time. I'm actually really sorry I'll be missing this party, it sounds like it will be a good one. I'm not religious so I can't imagine there being any sort of formal service.
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